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Originally Posted by eschwartz
Ah, I see... you were talking about tinfoil hats as communication devices.
That is... well, rather interesting. I would nominate it for an Ig Nobel Prize if there were genuine scientific studies behind it.  |
Shhhhh... they're highly confidential
We're talking top secret inter-governmental operation here... Therefore it's rather a transmitter-receiver concept than bidirectional communication. Of course, the government agents aren't wearing tinfoil helmets. They've got higly efficient transmitters. You've got to see our training DVDs to understand how it actually works.
And there aren't just evil aliens, but also good ones! They are there to help gain rebirth, eternal life, 47 maidens, depending on your location and invoice address. It's a whole catalog of options to be honest, and I'm far from understanding even the tiniest fragment of it. They've got all the technology you could wish for, it's overwhelming! However, we shouldn't get too far into it here, let's not get off topic. That would be a danger to the mission: there are other agents around, those who are working for the evil aliens. Getting off topic while infiltrating user forums, is the best way to catch their attention