@eschwartz: I was refering to your earlier theory which revealed our true plans and the idea of communicating via tinfoil hats already:
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Originally Posted by eschwartz View Post
Tinfoil hats are a government conspiracy to increase the effectiveness of their mind-control rays!
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Originally Posted by drjenkins View Post
Now you've done it! The govenment isn't going to be happy with you letting the cat out of the bag. They got the idea from the old trick of wrapping tin foil on rabbit ears to improve TV reception. The real trick was fooling people into thinking it did the opposite.
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The groups are below your level of insight and knowledge, they're just our honeytraps for ordinary people to convince them to actually WEAR our antennas (tinfoil hats). That's why we launched the mass media strategy about faraday cages and their bad impact on human health. To avoid resentment in the car industry, we sport the message that faraday cages weighing more than 2 tons do NOT cause cancer.
That strategy was not exactly as fine-tuned as our regular mass media campaigns used to be, but we had to lower our standards. Unfortunately, it had a side effect on consumer acceptance for compact cars and minicars over here in Europe. German ADAC magazine recently headlined 2,5tons worth SUVs as "The new Golf class" (Golf was the VW that got exported to the USA under the name "Rabbit").
So we caused the first mass market of minicars which are too heavy for some streets and bridges, can't park in most parking lots and are not able nor allowed to use the fast lane on freeways where there are roadworks taking place.
If you really want to step in and help us protect humanity from the aliens, buy a Merkelphone(TM) and follow the www-wide instructions on tinfoil hat making (ACHTUNG, FRITZ: leave out steps 5-xx or else you will build a faraday cage which won't work). Keep the Merkelphone(TM) on at all times and wait for our agents to call you for further THC instructions. Do NOT recruit further agents on your own until you made enough money to buy our secret DVD collection "iTHC for advanced beginners"!