Thread: Black Friday Is knocking
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Old 11-02-2014, 01:39 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by tubemonkey View Post
It's now Black Thursday. Wish they'd change the name.
Bezos probably won't change the name. After all, Thursdays have a bad name. Arthur Dent once said "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." He said that moments before Earth was destroyed by Vogons. Jeff probably said to himself, "If Earth is ever destroyed by Vogons, it will probably be on a Thursday. If I'm going to have a chance to sell people stuff on Black Friday, I'd better have the Black Friday sale a day earlier." If a Vogon Constructor Fleet appears in the sky on that Thursday, hanging in the air much the same way as bricks don't, Jeff will have just one thing to ask of his loyal customers:

"Last orders, please."
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