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A man receives a phone call from his doctor late one evening...
Doctor: "I got your test results back. I have some good news and some bad news."
Man: "What's the good news?"
Doctor: "You have less than 24 hours left to live."
Man: "What?!!! Then what's the bad news?"
Doctor: "I was supposed to call you first thing this morning."
The man then runs to his wife...
Man: "I only have a few hours left to live. I want to spend those last hours making love to you for the rest of the night."
Wife: "That's easy for you to say, you don't have to get up in the morning."
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