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Originally Posted by 5thWiggle
 Heresy!
Even more heresy! Burn the witch Mouse!
...must calm down...everyone's entitled to their own opinion, no matter how badly it flies in the face of logic and good taste...must show tolerance to all wrong-headed living things so I can show them the error of their ways...
...[ahem]...
When in the kitchen, set to bake
I'll oft choose pie, instead of cake.
Pie can be savoury, pie can be sweet
Filled with berries, fruit, veg or meat.
Pie is dessert, pie is for lunch
Pie is dinner, breakfast or brunch.
Pie is hearty, stuffed with mincemeat
Pie is airy - a mousse filled treat.
Short crust or puff, pie is quite grand
no icing on fingers, it's a meal in your hand.
Keep your cake, pies can't be beat
Pieman enters the thread - It's time to eat!
Could you send me a piece? |
Are you properly dressed for reciting poetry? Did you put on an ascot?