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"Oh, Harv! That's just awful! Can't we do something?"
"Well, Viv's a pretty strong swimmer. I think he'll be okay."
"He can't swim from Japan!"
"No, even though you can see Russia from Japan and Alaska from Russia. But he can swim from the middle of the Canal."
"What?"
"Well, I was fixing the sailboat this morning. When I got tired of that, I went to have a drink. That's when I found out that you were missing."
Faint screaming in Japanese drifted over the water.
"Harv, never, ever let me complain that you can't fix a leaky boat!" She leaned in and kissed him.
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