Who would true valour see
Let him come hither
One here will constant be
Come red (phoenix), come PieMan
There's no discouragement
Shall make him once relent
His first avowed intent
To be the winner.
Whoso beset him round
With dismal stories
Do but themselves confound
His strength the more is.
No BuyMore can him fright
He'll with a giant (robot) fight
And he will have the right
To be the winner.
Doubleshuffle nor fowl pooh
Can daunt his spirit
He knows he at the end
Shall pass the 'Cuda
Then dreams shall fly away
He'll fear not what Wiggles say
He'll labour night and day
To be the winner.