Originally Posted by Anthem
And to prove how good of a job they are doing with their nefarious mind-control methods (Bezos you evil genius!) I shall name all of my children and pets in the following Amazon inspired manner:
Matt's 1st Child
Matt's 2nd Child
Matt's 3rd Child
and the pets shall be:
Matt's 1st Pet
Matt's 2nd Pet
Matt's 3rd Pet
Brilliant!
And they all have to wear attire suitable only for the Amazon and nowhere else. And they must all constantly SMILE! That is how thorough the control is! It's crazy!
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