OK
cromag, I don't think there's anymore a good joke you cannot find on the web in at least 256 different versions
. Try this one, for instance:
One day in the Garden of Eden
"Adam, you're looking a little sad today! What's wrong with you?"
"O Lord, I have a problem...
"What's the problem, Adam?"
"Lord, You created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but ..."
"But?"
"Er, I feel so lonely! I don't have anyone to chat with, You're always so busy creating beautiful things. And besides..."
"Besides???"
"Well, there are some needs, you know... in Your infinite wisdom You gave them to me, though I'm sort of ashamed to talk about them..."
"Oh
those urges, now I understand! OK, I think it's about time for Me to create the woman."
"What's a
'woman', Lord?"
"Ah, she shall be a creature more or less like you but way more beautiful and appealingly different! She shall be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the Heavens and Earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you, she will cook the most delicious food for you, she will iron your shirts and pants, she will bear you beautiful and nice children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. You will like her, Adam, believe Me!"
"Oh Lord, that sounds just
great! But how could I ever afford such a marvelous creature?"
"Oh Adam, come on, she won't be that expensive! Today I feel generous, she will cost you just an arm and a leg, it's a bargain!"
"Oooh, an arm and a leg... Lord, I don't know, that's quite expensive...
... hmm, tell me, what would I get for a rib?"