|
Enterprise Bridge
Kirk: Bones, fire phasers.
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a weapons officer!
Kirk: Really, then what are you doing on the bridge doctor?
McCoy: Do you know how many bridge officers I treat for electrical burns daily? I mean whose idea was it anyway to remove the surge protectors from these consoles??!! Anyways I figured it would just be more efficient for me to set up full time shop here on this death trap you call a bridge.
Spock: That is most logical.
Kirk: You.. actually.. agree with him?!
McCoy: *shocked*
Spock: Indeed. In fact his services will be of even greater value once we finish installing the explosives that starfleet has mandated for the Enterprise's latest bridge upgrades.
|