It looks like I was wrong.
Welcome, Pieter to MobileRead, and also to the busiest thread on the board.
Not, of course, that you have any chance of actually winning this thread. You can't expect to come along over three years after the thread started and have any chance of winning. The other players in this thread will be just too experienced for you. You won't know not to accept invitations to tour the Wiggles' lab. You won't know how to avoid the tread of the giant robot. I suggest that you stick to the safer parts of MobileRead, and leave this thread to me.
I know what I'm doing here.
I'm winning.