Don, you made me search my filthy conscience for quite a while!
Did I offend someone? Did I use abusive language? Did I proffer something outrageous or potentially fraudulent? Did I as a newbie break some obscure forum rule? Did I unknowingly attempt sexual harassment on an e-reader?
Then I read the
sticky and to my relief found out that my faults were having less than 50 posts and/or less than 6 months of membership...
by golly, couldn't you say that much before scaring me so badly? 