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Originally Posted by mjh215
I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing! (good hosts file...)
Badger
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Badger
Ah a snake!
Badger
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-MJ
Mushroom
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hey ! i know that song !!
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Originally Posted by Donnageddon
After a long day of shopping for ripe melons, Pert Chesty walked the beach in search of seabirds. “I see some boobies!” cried Chesty pointing at an undulating flock of gannets. “If only I could spy some owls, I will have completed my avian survey for the month.”
“You looking for hooters?” inquired the shore vendor peddling his fare of round balloons, as he deftly avoided tripping on the enormous jugs that, for no apparent reason, littered the surf .
“Why yes” I replied. “do you know where I could peek at some?”
“But of course, my young fellow! I always keep abreast of such matters!” the vendor guffawed. “But if I tell you where them hooters are, you will have to do me a favor… you know, ‘tit for tat’”, he winked.
Pert Chesty was naturally suspicious, but he did so want to see some owls for his avian survey. “What do you have in mind”, Chesty coyly kicked at a heaving mound of sand with his toe.
“I have not eaten all day and if you will fetch me a breast from the fried chicken peddler, I will give you directions to where a nice pair of hooters is nested.”
“Fired chicken peddler? Oh, you mean ol’ Ample Bosom!” Chesty jumped in the air with excitement causing some coins in his pocket to jiggle.
“Yes, that is the vendor I speak of! His stall is right next to TaTa’s, the grapefruit salesman.”
“Indeed, I shall take you up on that deal, Mr… uh, I do not even know your name sir!”
“Sam. Sam Mammary is the name.”
“Well, Sam Mammary, I will tread carefully, but swiftly, through the beach so as to avoid the perplexing beach jugs, in order to get you that breast from Ample Bosom. I will even get you a large pair of grapefuits from TaTa’s! It is a fair exchange to caste my globes upon a nesting pair of hooters!”
And that is how Pert Chesty completed his monthly avian survey.
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amazingly, after that, i *still* have that same pocket pc database tools ad. google must be slipping.