[booklover6]

Originally Posted by tubemonkey

I get so tired of seeing pre-event articles like "5 things to know about Apple's iPhone event" or "3 reasons why it's such a big deal". So with that in mind, I hereby present you with my reasons:

7 must know things about today's Apple event

1. it's a big event
2. it's scheduled for today
3. it'll take place in a building
4. it's about Apple products
5. some Apple big shot will do the presentation
6. the audience will be planted with Apple cheerleaders
7. and finally, it's not too late to do something else instead of watching it

There; I hope you've been edified and will use these valuable tools I gave you to better understand what will happen at today's event

Thank you. I shall choose #7.