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<speaking with various plasters on fingers and covering assorted bruises elsewhere on my body.>
I sometimes wonder if self-assembly is actually a meme generated by some evil lab somewhere.
Thanks for the assembly robot, GM. I've also ordered an ACME Temporal Paradox Generator so that it can assemble itself, and an ACME all-purpose multi-functional umbrella (well, it was on special offer).
I'm all kitted up, and ready to free the one true win from the confines of the lab (and possibly have a nice cup of tea with 5WW whilst there), so all I need to do now is clamp the tree climber like this...
<Clank. Thump. Bang.>
Ouch.
Okay, now I press button A like this and ...
<screams as is repeatedly thumped into ground whilst tries to hit button stop.>
Ah. Okay, so maybe that should have been button D, like this and...
Wheeee......
<flies straight off top of the tree, and screams as crashes through branches back to the ground.>
Okay. Ouch. I should have set the auto stop first.
<Clunk, Thump, Bang>
<measures>
<reprograms climbing kit>
Right. So press button D and ...
Wheee....
<Clunk. Thunk.>
Hey, it even stopped by a convenient branch.
Now, for the zipwire.
But first a snack and nap to recover...
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