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Originally Posted by UncleDuke
why are we limited to 10 a day???...
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Well, you see, doughnuts are very high in both calories and fat, and more than 10 a day is likely to have a seriously negative impact on your health. Now, some might say that this is because the gods are total bastards, but me - being more of your typical believer in an atheistic, deterministic, absurdist universe - well I think it's because the universe is a total bastard.
Watch your weight, and watch your wait, Uncie Duke. As Scarlett said,
"tomorrow is another doughnut", and in the dulcet tones of Annie,
"the sun'll come out tomorrow, tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be doughnuts", and to quote the famous Og Mandino ,
"Remember that you will only find tomorrow on the calendars of fools, but you'll always find doughnuts on their menus too". I may have modified these a little, but you get the hole idea, yeah?
Cheers,
Marc (
"There's a hole in my doughnut, dear Liza, dear Liza...")