Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Harv reacted automatically by ramming the throttle forward, pulling back on the yoke, turning the plane starboard, and swearing loudly.
"Beep! Beeeeeeepity beep! What the beeeeeeeeeep!"
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
"That thing just about killed us, Vivaldi! I'm entitled to a few beeps. And a beeeeeeeep!"
"I don't know why you're so upset. You wouldn't have felt a thing. I know I wouldn't have."
"You're just a machine! You have no feelings!"
"Go ahead and rub it in!"
"Turn it off, Viv!"
"Check."
The control panel managed to look hurt and disappointed.
"What the hell was that?" demanded Myatake from the back of the cockpit.
"Nothing! Just an instrument malfunction!" The control panel looked disdainful. "When you took the radio, it damaged the altimeter."
"Well try not to do that again. There are several hundred pounds of high explosives baack here. I nearly had a heart attack!"
"Like I care," muttered Vivaldi.
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