"It isn't paranoia if they really are out to get you".
Either way, Amazon is the least of your worries.
Being properly paranoid requires a great deal of work and a "healthy" (
) imagination. Let's not be having any of this halfway stuff, it is an embarrassment to the Tinfoil Brigade.*
* A much-maligned group who are often made fun of without Due Cause. I heartily support their right to fight for freedom from whatever, even if I think they waste their time with non-issues.