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Originally Posted by montsnmags
That wasn't an ad', LazyScot. Remember when the squirrels had you? No? You don't remember them throwing burning chestnuts at your feet and chattering "DANCE, TUTU-BOY, DANCE!"?
No? Probably a good thing.
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No! My psychiatrist has assured me it never happened. I have a chant. "Squirrels are not evil. They are animals. They did not capture me. They do not have minature pitch forks. They do not have sci-fi weapons. They are nice. We all like squirrels." Dr Sciurus was most helpful on this. I am completely cured.
Apart from the nervous ticks.
And the nightmares.
And the cold sweats when I see a squirrel.....