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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
I don't have a deboning machine, but I do have a chicken deboning potion. One sip and it turns chicken bones into one of the following: chocolate, caramel, vanilla ice cream (unfortunately, it ends up vanilla soup) or BBQ sauce. I haven't worked out the taste though, it seems to always taste like Guinness.  |
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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes
There are worse problems to have than always tasting like Guiness. Are you sure that's not a result of the test subject as opposed to the machine itself?
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Sorry to be unclear. The chicken deboning potion tastes like Guinness, not what the chicken bones turn into. The potion turns chicken bones into BBQ sauce would be a great advance in chicken consumption technology, no need to put BBQ sauce on the chicken since it would already be inside the chicken.
My test subject appeared to be very happy (although I can't tell if the chicken is smiling since he's kind of floppy). Still, he seems to be content in his bucket.
*Solitaire1 puts the potion into a familiar-looking bottle and puts it on a table. Next to it he puts a small cup of Guinness, causing the smell of Guinness to fill the room. Then, he puts a road around the table. Solitaire1 gets ready with a bucket.*