Having just completed the Purple People Eater test, I'm no longer so sure that it is less work than trying to create a composite sketch using the software I mentioned previously (or any other software). Nevertheless, I persevered, and I present my scores for your entertainment:
EXTRAVERSION...............29
..Friendliness.............24
..Gregariousness...........6
..Assertiveness............39
..Activity Level...........98
..Excitement-Seeking.......21
..Cheerfulness.............35
AGREEABLENESS..............96
..Trust....................83
..Morality.................76
..Altruism.................80
..Cooperation..............89
..Modesty..................60
..Sympathy.................99
CONSCIENTIOUSNESS..........49
..Self-Efficacy............38
..Orderliness..............5
..Dutifulness..............59
..Achievement-Striving.....64
..Self-Discipline..........47
..Cautiousness.............93
NEUROTICISM................24
..Anxiety..................51
..Anger....................8
..Depression...............33
..Self-Consciousness.......54
..Immoderation.............30
..Vulnerability............17
OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE.....98
..Imagination..............79
..Artistic Interests.......66
..Emotionality.............75
..Adventurousness..........94
..Intellect................93
..Liberalism...............99
Marc, you may also find it amusing to learn that I stole one of your lines while dreaming this morning. I dreamed that I was kidsitting my nephews, and one had been very difficult, and when his parents returned, I told them he was "so far into the doghouse that his backside was sticking out into Narnia."
But if you try to bill me for the line, I'll bill you for intruding on my dreams

so let's just call it even, ok?