*chicken sits up in bed* [Thank you red for the rescue]
Ow! My aching head! That must have been some party last night at the Wiggles! I don't remember a thing! And my head feels like someone hit me with a hammer.
[Why are there twigs & leaves in my feathers?]
Hello little blinky minion! Is it time to get up? Got an aspirin? Lots of aspirin?
Hello everyone ... wait a minute!

Why are you all talking funny? Am I still concussed?

Maybe I should go back to bed ....