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Originally Posted by red_phoenix
Is it possible the Wiggles and Poohbear are actually in cahoots?
This whole "trying to eat the chicken and/or collect DNA samples" could be a ruse to disguise what they are actually doing. 
I mean, come on, how much Guinness can 1 chicken actually consume? Cyborg or not. And where are the Wiggles getting all that Guinness?
Whatever is going on it probably isn't good for the rest of the thread denizens.
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Actually, due to an accident in technology PoohBear has been consuming applejack instead of apple juice (I made a mistake with my Guinness Converter). Considering the alcohol content of applejack (30% to 40%, significantly higher than that of Guinness), I don't think PoohBear will be doing anything for a while.
I'll take the win.