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Originally Posted by red_phoenix
I wonder how many times an inebriated chicken crosses the road?
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Probably roughly the same number of times a sober chicken crosses the road. Of course, assuming the road is 10 feet wide with a 1 foot barrier on each side, the absolute number of times PoohBear could cross the road in each second is 81,840,000 times. However, at that speed (the speed of light) PoohBear would cook himself due to heat friction.
I win.