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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
Well, err, that's outside. The living room and bedroom are Toasty warm (assuming we have paid the correct bills) but SOMEBODY has to restock the ingredients for our Zany Carter Deluxes.
P.S. Those temps haven't happened YET. This year. It's nice and warm at 44 F today. but we've had those temps for Christmas before.
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I
knew there was some reason I turned down that free ride to U. of Chicago...
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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
I mean, *I* could volunteer to go get the Zany Carter stuff, but then I'd have to change. You wouldn't want me to have to get dressed, would you?
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Dress as you see fit, but don't ever change....
Let's see. Chicago trip kit for a Texan.
1. Full Arctic gear, including snowshoes.
Check.
2. Winterized Tommy Gun (when in Rome...).
Check.
3. Sled filled with Zany Carters, pulled by snowmobile.
Check.
4. Appointment to see Pshrink for heading this far North.
Check.
5. Long stick to trigger all the bear traps in front of the door.
Check.
Kit complete. Go forth and freeze.