*chicken chuckles mirthlessly - yet cruelly*
My plan within a plan within a plan [you get it, right?] is working. Whilst 5W busies himself flushing decoy headless Pooh clones, my real ACME tracking device [cunningly disguised as just another silly helpless headless Pooh clone] is relentlessly following 5W to the real lab [I was able to obtain Wiggle DNA from the drawings 5WW sent to me]. You'll never find it in time!
Don't anyone tell the Wiggles! It's a secret plan! I promise to share what I
loot borrow from the new lab with all of you! There's bound to be chocolate and heavenly libations.
Do your worst to your own creations, heartless fiend!
I'll get you! And you little doggie 5WW too!
[Unless you relent and restore my original form!]
Now this is a winning strategy!