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Old 07-28-2014, 12:46 AM   #7934
PeterT
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Noah had populated the Ark with two of all animals, and as the journey progressed more and more of the animals were producing offspring; all that is, except two snakes.

Try as they might, the snakes remained barren.

One day Noah's son Ham had been practicing his woodworking and had made a lovely little table. Not being sure what to do with it, the spirit of good will moved him to place it in the snake's quarters.

Lo and Behold, a few months later the Ark saw the birth of young snakes, and all rejoiced.

Noah approached the snakes and asked what had changed; what allowed them to suddenly replicate.

The snakes looked at each other, and then at Noah, and replied ...

"You see; we are just simple Adders and you gave us a Log Table, so then we could multiply."
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