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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
*yawn* *snort* *gargle* *snort*
Wow! What a crazy night. I took shelter from the storms in the Wiggles basement lab .... and was served a flaming birthday drink ... which I almost hyperventilated trying to blow out ... so I just gulped it down (didn't want to appear unappreciative you know) ... and then lights out! Had the wildest dreams .... sleeping in a very warm place .... a crowd of us sunning together .... Oh well - time to get up and go to work .....
*blink* *blink* Wait a minute!
I CAN'T SEE MY FEET!!
.... *blink* Or the rest of me!
Heartless fiends! Restore my body now before I get angry! You've made me the ultimate reverse chicken joke ... a head running around without a chicken!
Restore me or risk losing the "B" in B.E.L.!
[At least I can use my beak to call ACME for a replacement body! Charged to the Wiggles credit card of course.] |
Very well, I have just the replacement body for you. It's adapted from a design for the cybermen. You will be a cyberchicken!
Imagine it: You'll have a strong and indestructible body, one that will live forever. You will never be ill or get old. Also, being in a metal body you will be safe from being eaten (unless H.I.M.S. consumes metal).
Here's your future, if you have the courage to make the change: