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Old 07-13-2014, 10:32 AM   #7907
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry
to scream 'prejudice' these days............

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I
find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes
I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog
would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would
you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey,
would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I
asked for Polish sausage, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in
Home Depot.


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