Quote:
Originally Posted by HarryT
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[Australian immigration officer] Have you got a criminal record?
[British tourist] No, I didn't know it was still necessary.
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Courtesy of
The Fast Show...
[Carl Hooper - a Steve Irwin type - is interviewing a lesbian, feminist professor on Gender Studies, and after making rude jokes about her for quite some time, she storms out]
Prof. Jane Pauler:
You are a textbook example of a male chauvist, latent homosexual, neanderthal man!
Carl:
Well, that's what being Australian is all about!
Cheers,
Marc