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Old 07-05-2014, 10:34 AM   #24316
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Originally Posted by Rumpelteazer View Post
Earlier in the week we got a batch of new motion detector sensors. It includes a manual in English, or at least, it's writting in English words but a lot of the times it just doesn't make any sense.

They talk about "inflated screws", we think they mean screws with a rounded head. It also contains the sentence:
"The unrest objects can't be regarded the installation basis-face"
I know from another sentence that "unrest objects" means "moving objects", so we think they mean somethings like "when installing the sensor make sure that there are no moving objects within the detection field".

The manual is three A5 pages long, I can only translate one side at a time because otherwise my brain wants to explode.

Another fun one:
"electrician or experienced human being can install it"


This sounds like 'Japanglish.' It's what I lived with for 15 years!
But... you may have just sent half a dozen Americans running for their dictionaries! 99% of Americans have never heard of A5 paper or A4, B4, etc. etc. We only know two paper sizes; letter and legal. Some Americans will use 'memo size' but that's an arbitrary size.


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