Quote:
Originally Posted by TimW
I can see James Patterson desperately seeking Monkey...
"O, Monkey! I want very much to be your favorite author! Tell me how!"
(Monkey places an empty "Monkey Chow" bucket in front of Patterson)
"Jimbo, give this a swift kick and you'll be well on your way."

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Eddie Durante--style, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h57UR-oIE_g
(That's two good ones.)