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Originally Posted by tubemonkey
My favorite authors are immune from this little tiff - that's because they're all dead  |
I can see James Patterson desperately seeking Monkey...
"O, Monkey! I want very much to be your favorite author! Tell me how!"
(Monkey places an empty "Monkey Chow" bucket in front of Patterson)
"Jimbo, give this a swift kick and you'll be well on your way."