Oh, I got a lot of them...
One of my best ones:
The truth hurts only while you deny it.
The healing begins once you accept it.
My most recent, wish I had it on a bumper sticker:
My sense of smug superiority is greater than yours.
Then there's my most concise:
Civility, Substance, Subtlety, Style: Success
Or when I wax poetic:
They never say what they mean
They never mean what they say
What they say is never mean
Their mean is well-conveyed
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