Even if my modern technology is fried, that's not all of the technology that I have at my disposal. I'm prepared for an EMP via the development of clockwork technology. I will use my clockwork boat (travels 2 miles on one full winding) to attend the party.
*With the recent departure of PoohBear from this mortal plane, Solitaire1 develops a replacement for PoohBear in the form of ClockworkPoohBear. He looks and acts just like PoohBear used to...with the exception of a big windup key in his back.*
Go ClockworkPoohBear! Do your original proud!
ClockworkPoohBear: The...win...is...mine.
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