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If you ever again imply that the suffix "er" should follow the great and noble word "Chicago,"
I will travel back to my homeland and beat you to death with your own robotic arm.
I lived in a boat down by the river off Illinois Street. You should try the Kerryman, which is on Clark. Decent Neo-Irish pub. Suppose that you are closer to the Jewel than Dominick's on Columbus. Definitely find WEST EGG Cafe. Go there for breakfast. Go there again. You will thank me.
Also, in keeping with what makes a thread great, there is a flowershop on State between Ontario & Ohio, called EPOCH. Do not be fooled by the flowers and the FTD sign. Go to the back, say "Cthulhu sent me," & get a slice of the best pie known to man or squid.
Most of this stuff is north of the river from you, but it's not too bad a walk.
If I ever get back to great green Illinois, I'll look you up.
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