Ohhhhh ... I don't know whether to be flattered or frightened ....
I'll go with frightened...
There must have been a mix-up in the ACME warehouse .... but since you opened the box it can't be returned ... sorry ... how fast can you move?
Tell the little nippers that Uncle Poohbear says: "Put away the game for tonight - it's bedtime."
Then have the B.E.L. substitute chocolate replicas for any hammers, or other weapons in the game box.
And no, you don't have to thank me .... I'm just a giving kind of guy ...
