Thread: Silliness Let's talk about BIRTHDAYS!!
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:51 PM   #63
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib View Post
Ok, I don't want to seem pushy or anything like that, but my birthday is coming up and I want a PRS-700 right now! Here's an idea that can help me:

Yes, even YOU can be a part of this WONDERFUL birthday event, an HISTORIC moment that will please me to no end.

How can you be a part of this INCREDIBLE moment and still maintain your dignity? The answer is simple: Merely donate $1 to Sony and ask them to hold the funds under the BOB DOB DRIBs BIRTHDAY FUND!

Find a friend or an uncle and ask for a contribution. Even if you have relatives in prison, no place should be immune to PLEASING me and making me HAPPY!

This is your OPPORTUNITY to do something really GOOD. You know you want to, so go ahead and INDULGE by giving charitably to ME.

NOTE: My birthday is NOVEMBER 16 and I like chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream with lots of warm chocolate syrup on top but I don't like hard ice cream or dry cake so you'll have to buy something that tastes really good to me because I want to eat it fresh and have it kinda like melt in my mouth with all that chocolately nice taste that makes me really happy. Ok?

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I'll donate to your birthday fund, Dr. D! In fact. I'll make the donation on November 12 (my birthday). Think of it as a gift from one Scorpio to another.

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