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Laffy Taffy Jokes: (2 per candy)
Tara M from Festus, MO
Q: Why did the ghost sing off key?
A: Because it left its sheet music at home.
Allison H from Omaha, NE
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
Casey S from Desoto, MD
Q: What's the best way to brush your hare?
A: Hold him firmly by his floppy ears and brush gently.
Antwallin A from Detroit, MI
Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?
A: I want my mummy.
Steffany M from Durfur, OR
Q: What did the grass seed say to the ballfield?
A: I'm rooting for you.
Shawn H from Desoto, MD (Friend of Casey S above?)
Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
A: With a bee-bee gun.
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