*Solitaire1, who has been watching PoohBear and chuckling, sneaks into the doctor's office and replaces the therapy guide with a book of the most depressing songs. He replaces the music in the audio system with depressing songs from that book. The song "Seasons In The Sun" by Terry Jacks fills the air...*
BTW, the book is inspired by the real book "I Hate Myself And Want To Die" by Tom Reynolds, a book of the 52 most depressing songs in existence.