I'm signed up on my local Freecycle group. For those who don't know of it, Freecycle is a mailing list in which you can offer items for free (as in you don't get paid for them) you no longer want/need; or ask for items you want/need. It's a useful way of recycling stuff that isn't so decrepit it's worth junking; and that you don't want to, or can't, sell.
Checking it today I noticed that some-one was offering hamster bits, and later on that the hamster bits were taken.
My first thought was "what sort of person offers bits of a hamster?"
My second thought was "what sort of person asks for bits of a hamster?"
My third thought was "both these people live in my area - maybe I should move!"
(and yes, in case anyone was really wondering, it was bits FOR a hamster, not OF a hamster. But the subject line was "Hamster bits"
)