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"Never let a good straight line go unanswered," my pappy used to say.
...or was that Fozzie Bear?...
No, Fozzie said "Never"... no, "Always"... no, it was... "Never... use a preposition to end a sentence with."
Wait, that was Dan Quayle... no, it couldn't have been, he couldn't spell preposition... Must have been Groucho Marx.
Unless it wasn't.
Um.
Groucho.
It couldn't have been Harpo.
No, no, I got it! It has something to do with modifiers!... uh...
Oh, sweet niblets! I'm going back to wet noodles. No sauce for me, I'm too zaftig! (That means fat.)
This free-form consciousness-a-rama was brought to you by the SJB... now using only right-handed-spin electrons, for a truly polarity-unified experience!
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