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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Hmm... is that like blinking, or wiggling my nose? Okay, if that's what floats yer boat (I just trimmed an inch off my belt, anyway, so why not?)...
So, Granted: Your wishes are now the wishes of 20 years ago. Unfortunately, your old wishes did not take into account the last 20 years... how could they?... so now you have a lot of strange and useless stuff around the house, including a very fat Elvis that you wish you could get rid of... and oh, yeah, that "body of Liz Taylor" wish really didn't work out, did it?
I wish I could take another inch or three off my belt size.
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Granted, and boy do you look silly with your pants falling down all the times due to the fact that your belt isn't long enough anymore.
I wish I didn't have to go out to puppyclass in this gruesome weather