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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
First, happy birthday!!
Next .... I had my "moment" at Walmart on Saturday. I realized they were playing the "Twelve Days of Christmas" on the PA system .... and just stood there and had myself a hissy fit right there in the store.
As I recall, I shouted something to the effect of:
"OK ... SO, WHO'S THE COMPLETE NIMROD WHO DOESN'T REALIZE THAT HALLOWEEN WAS LAST NIGHT!!"
You know .... if this trend keeps up (and there is no reason to believe it won't) then they'll start putting the Santa displays up around Valentine's Day each year.
And .... right around then, you will all hear a loud BANG. That will be me, blowing my brains out. |
Do it Texas style - shoot up the PA first!!!!