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Originally Posted by PieMan597
Once apon a time, there was a very notorious pirate. He would win in battle every time. One day on the open sea, the watchman reported to the captan, "Sir, there is an enemy ship coming our way!"
The captan replied, "Bring me my red fighting shirt!"
They won the battle.
The next day, the watchman spotted another ship, so he alerted the captan. The captan replied, "Bring me my red fighting shirt!"
They won that day.
The watchman saw another ship on the horizon, so he alerted the captan. As usual, he replied, "Bring me my red fighting shirt!"
This time, the watchman asked, "Why a red fighting shirt?"
The captan repled that it was so he didn't look weak.
They won that battle.
The next day, the watchman saw a whole armada of enemy warships on the horizon, and so he alerted the captan.
The captan replied, "Bring me my brown fighting pants!"
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You didn't tell it well.
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This time, the watchman asked, "Why a red fighting shirt?"
The captan repled that it was so that no one sees him bleeding should he get injured.
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On a side note: Nazis wore brown
