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Originally Posted by Witty Username
Well, the response from Kobo CS is not exactly helpful:
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You contacted us today regarding the kid's book. We are sorry to hear that you are finding our prices quite high which is absolutely quite strange because our prices are mostly matchless with other online publishing companies. The book which you referred "Bless this mouse" costing 71 GBP is actually costing 7.43 GBP. I am not sure which link are you searching exactly. For your assistance, we would like to ask you to always search on www.kobobooks.com. The link of the searched book is given below:
http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/bless-this-mouse
We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused you.
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Asking me to 'always search on kobobooks.com'? Well, that's where I found the books listed at ridiculous prices.
However, the prices for Lois Lowry's books are now as expected so it could have been a temporary glitch I suppose.
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[Internal instruction manual Customer Care: Use the anwer template that matches/fits the customers question(s) best. Our systems dictate that you must use one of the available templates.]
You contacted us today regarding the
[insert book category here|kid's book].
[Internal instruction manual: if customer complains about sales price, use this phrase (manditory)]
We are sorry to hear that you are finding our prices quite high which is absolutely quite strange because our prices are mostly matchless with other online publishing companies.
[Internal instruction manual: First. Adjust the retail price to the correct price or contact tech dep. Don't ever mention that the retail price was wrongly entered into our databases.]
The book which you referred
[insert booktitle here|"Bless this mouse"] costing
[insert price mentioned by customer|71 GBP] is actually costing
[insert the correct retail price here|7.43 GBP].
[Internal instruction manual: Second. Use a standard phrase (approved by the marketing department) that suggest the customer has made a mistake. Give the customer some search advice. Even if it is not related to the question. Its purpose is to shift the blame to the customer.]
I am not sure which link are you searching exactly.
[Internal instruction manual: this phrase is to stress that the customer has made a mistake.]
For your assistance , we would like to ask you to always search on
www.kobobooks.com.
[Internal instruction manual: Kobo is aware that the implemented search function of the site doesn't work properly but don't - ever - communicate this with the customer.]