Originally Posted by pshrynk
But they're SQUIRRELS! If we don't all pitch in to eat them, how are we going to control the little bastiches? I mean, sure, we say, "Queen Zee gets a pass becuase she's vegetarian," and the what? DixieChick says she wants the tails removed first, then Marc wants only the ones that just ate the acorns, Vivaldi insists that they are either live or dead for several days, Ricky says they remind her too much of cats, and so on. Pretty soon, it's just the True Believers like Lazy Scot and me who are doing our duty, we grow fat, and die. Then the entire world is over run by the Dark Ninja, etc Squirrels, and where would you be then?
Did I just say that out loud?
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