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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
i'd be honored. does the position come with bribes in the form of zany carters and chocolate ?
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I prefer to call them "Advance Gratitude Gifts" rather than "bribes".
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that's in all my contracts. i think Valerie's too.
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I keep sending them to Valerie, but he keeps sending them back with a note saying "FIGHT THE SQUIRRELS!" and with a small basket of funny-smelling acorns. I ate one of the latter, and saw Elvis, with wings and a tutu, flying through a tangerine sky catching flutterbies in an empty KFC bucket while singing AC/DC's
TNT and backed by a chorus of electro-slide-ukuleles. I'm thinking of making a liqueur out of them (the acorns, not the ukuleles). I suspect Valerie might have ethical standards or some related psychological aberration.
Cheers,
Marc