LOL! "User Manual? We don't need no stinking User Manual!"

As a retired technical writer I used to get so upset when people wouldn't read the darn manuals. But then I noticed I often didn't read them either. (Except the ones I wrote of course.) Like most people I would pull something out of the package and immediately try to determine how to operate it without first reading the manual. I guess that is just human nature. I do read the manuals later on to get all the details though.