It's okay, I'll just invent more. In fact, I just release my newest chicken catching machine, the Slow Chicken Catcher.
*Solitiare1 releases what looks like a small snail. The device immediately detects and heads for the nearest chicken...at the rate of 1/8 inch a second.*
There's no escape! My Slow Chicken Catcher will relentlessly pursue you...night and day...while you sleep...while you're awake. Sooner or later, it will catch you! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
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